"Hey Porsche" is a song by American rapper Nelly, released as the lead single from his seventh studio album M.O.

[1] The song's music video, directed by Ethan Lader and featuring a vintage Porsche 356A convertible, was released on March 1, 2013.

Robert Copsey of Digital Spy gave the song a negative review, stating: The genre in question is the ultra-radio-friendly-light-R&B-dance one that has already reached the darkest corners of the planet courtesy of Flo Rida.

Meanwhile on Noisey's British side, Ryan Bassil called it "terrible" and "amazing" in the span of two sentences.

He's only half right, because "Hey Porsche" is nothing short of stunning, and if you don't fully understand that you are on the losing side of the culture war that is engulfing America.