Horse Bites Dog Cries is the second studio album by the American punk rock band D.I.

The album was recorded at Casbah Studios in Fullerton, California in 1985 with Chaz Ramirez (of Social Distortion fame).

Horse Bites Dog Cries was the final album featuring the Agnew brothers (Rikk and Alfie) and drummer John Knight (until his return on 1994's State of Shock).

Although Horse Bites Dog Cries was not a commercial success, it has gained a cult following in recent times, and has been regarded by some music critics as D.I.

"Hang Ten in East Berlin" and "Spiritual Law" were originally recorded on Ancient Artifacts.