How Green Was My Cactus is a daily syndicated Australian radio program that has been broadcast since 1986.
The program is currently produced by Triffique Productions, The director and head writer is Doug Edwards, and it and stars Keith Scott and Robyn Moore, who portray the male and female characters respectively.
Each episode lasts two minutes and takes the form of a dialogue between Australian political figures,[1] although the show frequently lampoons other topical subjects, such as sports (particularly cricket)[2] and well-known television advertisements.
The music theme for How Green Was my Cactus was composed by Tony King[3] and David Bates in 1986.
[4] Typically it is broadcast by smaller adult contemporary radio stations, which unlike larger FM stations may not have the resources to produce their own in-house variety programs for the morning and evening drive timeslots.