I Am the Messer is the second studio album by American rock band Killola, released in 2008.

This was made possible through a digital distribution agreement/partnership with New York/San Francisco-based digilabel True Anthem, and sponsorships with DW Drums, and Skullcandy.

The record was offered via an embeddable web 'widget' allowing the free-download mechanism to spread virally throughout the internet.

The band offered two previously unavailable bonus tracks to listeners who downloaded the album in its entirety.

The title of the album comes from a lyric in the song 10,000 Pound Ego.