"I Am the Mob" is a song by Welsh rock band Catatonia from their album International Velvet.

The song's lyrics refer to the gangster movie The Godfather, with lines "I put horses' heads in people's beds, cause I am the Mob", and "That Luca Brasi: ah, he sleeps with the fishes".

The recording begins with a short sample "from a discussion on bullying lifted from Jenny Jones – an American talk show.

The accompanying music video was directed by Kevin Allen in the highlands of Scotland, showing the band playing with toy boats and fishing.

"[4] Catatonia drummer Aled Richards can be seen playing a drum kit model that The Who's Keith Moon used to own, with goldfish inside.