"I Hate Everything" is a song written by Gary Harrison and Keith Stegall, and recorded by American country music singer George Strait.

It was released in July 2004 as the lead single from his compilation album, 50 Number Ones.

After he has heard the man's story, he calls his wife and says he is coming home, and they are going to work out their differences.

The song ends with the protagonist paying for the man's drinks and thanking him for everything.

Billboard Hot Country Singles & Tracks for the week of July 17, 2004.