"I Never Cry" is a song by American rock singer Alice Cooper.

It was originally released on his second solo studio album Alice Cooper Goes to Hell (1976).

On an episode of his radio show broadcast on November 23, 2009, Cooper stated that "I Never Cry" was his biggest selling single; it was one of only two gold records Cooper earned in the US, the other being for his 1989 comeback hit "Poison".

"I Never Cry" was written about Cooper's experiences with alcoholism, which one year later sent the performer into rehab.

As with most of Cooper's softer ballads, it fared poorly in recurrent rotation; it was too soft for the classic rock format, while classic hits stations have largely ignored it.