I Promise You Anarchy (Spanish: Te Prometo Anarquía) is a 2015 Mexican drama film, directed and written by Julio Hernández Cordón.

The film stars Diego Calva Hernández and Eduardo Eliseo Martinez as two long-time friends and lovers, who after a failed business are separated by the mother of one of them.

They later have sex in the truck while Johnny’s girlfriend Adri is asleep near them, when Miguel leaves at night, he steals her clothes and drops them in a pedestrian bridge.

Miguel asks Johnny if he'd be okay dealing with narcos to which he says he doesn't mind and tells him of the upcoming job but also urges him to be more careful and responsible.

Johnny says he could get a room at the jai alai court and suggests they could live together but Miguel rejects the idea, alluding to the stark class difference between them.

Miguel and Johnny go out the next day trying to get the rest of the people needed for the upcoming deal and organize them all together in the empty lot where the tank truck is stationed at.

He is assigned to a gardening job and goes for a walk in which he fantasizes Johnny being with him and the movie ends with an imagined scene of the two of them skating together in Texas.

[6] Te Prometo Anarquía won one part of a split prize at the 2015 Panamá International Film Festival, where it received US$20,000 to pay post production fees; the rest of the prize (US$5,000) was awarded to Costa Rica's El Sonido de las Cosas ("The Sound of Things"), directed by Ariel Escalante.