Island of the Sequined Love Nun is a novel by American absurdist writer Christopher Moore,[1] published in 1997.

Tuck moves to the island with a Filipino trans woman navigator and a talking fruit bat.

There Tuck eventually uncovers a horrible secret harbored by the doctor and his wife, who capitalized on the fact that the island natives are under the influence of a cargo cult that developed as a result of establishment by Allies of an air runway there during World War II.

Later Tuck's mother marries his uncle after her husband has a not-so-accidental riding accident resulting in his death.

Zoophilia meets her demise by taking a handful of Prozac and a mouthful of water then drowns in her hot tub, grief-stricken.