"It Ain't No Crime" is a song written Tom Shapiro, Tony Martin, and Mark Nesler.

It was released in December 2007 as the second and final single from Nichols’ 2007 album Real Things.

The song's narrator is a man who is trying to relax, but finds himself constantly distracted by other people who try to persuade him to get married and get a job.

This central character defends his relaxed lifestyle by telling his peers that "it ain't no crime" to live such a life.

"[1] The music video was directed by Kristen Barlowe and premiered in early 2008.