Johnny and the Dicks are a band formed by John Morton soon after the demise of the electric eels.

[3][4][5] Although listed as a band, they were just as much performance art, posing with instruments for photographs and never performing songs.

They sometimes used a pre-recorded soundtrack by The Styrenes.

[6] Rough Trade released a "recording" of theirs, that was simply a record cover with no vinyl inside.

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