I do not lie) rarely abbreviated as KMJNB is a 2001 Indian Hindi-language fantasy comedy film directed by David Dhawan, starring Govinda, Sushmita Sen, Rambha, Anupam Kher, Satish Kaushik, Mohnish Bahl, and Ashish Vidyarthi.

One day, the two attend a criminal case hearing, in which the defence attorney, Tejpal, expertly argues for his client.

Raj attracts Tejpal's second daughter, Sonam, by making her believe that he is a principled and honest lawyer, who idolises her father.

An underworld don called Kalra, starts seeking a criminal lawyer to defend his brother in a murder trial.

Realising that Raj has turned dishonest to make money, Sonam leaves the house and asks for a divorce.

He ends up telling Sonam and Tejpal that he married for money, and cross-examines his own prepared witnesses during Kalra's brother's trial.

The songs "Ek Ladki Chahiye" and "Paa Liya Hain Pyar Tera" among other outdoor scenes were shot in Glasgow.