Lance Telford Painter (born July 21, 1967) is an English former Major League Baseball left-handed pitcher.

He played in Major League Baseball (MLB) for the Colorado Rockies, St. Louis Cardinals, Toronto Blue Jays and Milwaukee Brewers.

While playing with the Rockies in the 1995 NLDS he pinch hit in the ninth inning of game one (striking out), then started the next day in a losing effort against the Atlanta Braves.

From 2006-2007, Painter was the pitching coach of the Single-A Wisconsin Timber Rattlers in the Seattle Mariners organization.

[1] After the 2009 season he was named the pitching coach for the Double-A West Tenn Diamond Jaxx of the Southern League.