Latin for All Occasions

Latin for All Occasions (Lingua Latina Occasionibus Omnibus) is a 1990 book by Henry Beard, and Latin for Even More Occasions (Lingua Latina Multo Pluribus Occasionibus) is a 1991 sequel.

He wrote the Latin himself, but had it checked and polished by scholars Mark Sugars and Winifred Lewellen.

The significance of having ducks lined up would presumably be a mystery to an ancient Roman, or indeed to a non-American.

Some of the phrases are not even intended to be helpful, and are included instead purely for the purposes of comedy:

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