is a 1946 comedy play by the British writer Bernard Miles revolving around a unit of the Home Guard.
[1] It was staged at the Scala Theatre in London's West End, running for 28 performances between 11 March and 13 April 1946.
The original cast included Miles, Arthur Hambling, Erik Chitty, Oliver Gordon and John Blythe.
It was staged by the impresario Prince Littler.
[2] This article on a play from the 1940s is a stub.