Banned by Fraser from organising his own trip after his previous outing with his class to watch The Human Centipede at a cinema, Alfie's class are sent on Miss Gulliver's field trip to a combined petting zoo and ink museum.
Alfie sends it to Fraser, who inadvertently shows it on a projector to a class who are sitting a mock exam.
With the school elections due to take place (with the leaders being Grayson, acting as a Tory and brain box David Millbank), Miss Pickwell is determined to show the governors that she can run something successfully, in her attempt to become the long-term replacement of Fraser as headteacher.
It is Valentine's Day, so Fraser has planned an Abbey Grove Take Me Out to help the shy kids find love, but new deputy headmistress Professor Celia Green puts a stop to it.
Fraser has organised guest speaker India (Phoebe Waller-Bridge) for Drugs Awareness Day, which Gulliver objects to.