celebrates its 50th anniversary hosted by Pat Dudley, but Tim and Eric haven't spoken to each other since an unfortunate stairway incident; Pierre teaches children how to meditate in a brand new instructional video; E-Z Kreme diarrhea inducer helps you to miss important events; Richard Dunn makes some improvisation exercises on Dunn-Prov; The Cinco MIDI Organizer Filing System helps you to organize your MIDI files by date, kind, size and name; Grum performs Crackers and Snacks.
Casey Tatum of Uncle Muscle's Hour goes missing and his brother desperately searches for him; Eric talks about his collection of rascals in Nights with Tim Heidecker; Dr. Steve Brule reports on modern fashion with Jan Skylar as his assistant, making Wayne jealous; Cinco advertises the B'ougar, a cross between a bear and a cougar (representing the scariest-looking and scariest-sounding animals in nature).
Drama ensues when Eric has to compete for his children's respect, against the coolness of the Heidecker family; Channel 5 Kid Break presents I Think My Sister's Cute; The newest Cinco product, Thocks, combines the thong and the sock into one piece of clothing that will spice up your wardrobe; Spagett attempts to spook and surprise people on his hidden camera show; Chippy hides in a Thanksgiving dinner; David Liebe Hart sings about falling in love with one puppet.
While Tim is taking nature photos he is attacked by Chippy's mother, but a mysterious man known as The Snuggler (performed by Tairy Greene) rescues him; Dr. Steve Brule gives a report on his favorite video game but forgets the title of it; Casey and his Brother perform Horsey and Buggy Ride on Uncle Muscles Classics; Video Match: A Dating Service presents a fax machine expert with petite feet; Tim and Eric sing about a man with petite feet and a feminine step.
Carol's boss taunts her with a sex tape; Dr. Steve Brule advises about smelly armpits; Cinco Sweets advertises their new edible toy product Candy Tails, including a tie-in cartoon; Glen Tennis sells Crystal Shyps merchandise on Channel 5's Shopping Indoors; David Liebe Hart performs a song about fatherhood called Father and Son; Eric pranks Tim waking him up with shaving cream.
Eric gives Tim his own Robin Williams as a gift, but it soon becomes uncontrollable and runs away right before their two man improv show; Dress to Impress 2.0 designs a man's weekend wear; The Cinco Library advertises their new Encyclopedia of Numbers; Richard Dunn hosts his own talk show Dunngeon with special guests Dave Navarro and Zwei Dunkel Jungen (Tim and Eric); Tim and Eric hold auditions for a fake film called Demons; Tim and Eric promote the Innernette, a mini CD from Cinco with software simulating the internet; Channel 5 airs a promo for an encore presentation of The Jeff GoldBluMan Group; Casey and His Brother perform A Song for Mommy; A new method of making art using your house cat, called Pussy Doodles, is advertised, but behind the scenes the commercial falls apart; Dr. Steve Brule advises on making single life less awful; David Liebe Hart talks about computer ethics; Pierre hosts the Channel 5 Dance Party with some special guests like Palmer Scott, Ben Hur and Casey's Mom.
In the documentary Breadheads by T. Howard, two middle-aged mothers (Tim and Eric) are obsessed with a children's singer called Bread Harrity; The Mayor and Roy have a violent disagreement; Channel 5 Kid Break has a special Teen Edition with the song Never Gonna Wipe my Butt; K.J Nutt hosts the show Hobby Holes; Dr. Steve Brule advises about protein on ants; Video Match: A Dating Service presents a RPG gamer; Tim and Eric write and pitch a jingle for Tom Skerritt; The Shins perform their own version of the Channel 5 Kid Break.
Tim resurrects from the grave and acquires the ability to generate porcelain tiger statues out of thin air, so he and Eric start a new business using this new power; A strange laughing man welcomes us to the third season; Dick Dousche advertises his brand new Penile Cleansing Rag; Dr. Steve Brule appears as a guest in an infomercial for the Griddleman panini press; A bongo player, a krump dancer and a screaming mime perform in Afternoon Review.
(Cops on Recumbent Bikes) attempt to stop a group of Colombian terrorists trying to take over a sugar factory, which ends in a terrible tragedy; Tim and Eric have fun with balloons; Grill Vogel teaches how to hug appropriately in a workplace, Rudy and Kent advertise the Cinco Eye Tanning System; Dr. Steve Brule tries to create a viral video; A family deals with divorce.
[1] Tim and Eric lead their jazz band through jazz chatter scats in a Channel 5 Jazz Session; James Quall makes an impression of Ronald Reagan; Maria Bamford has issues to address with his ex-boyfriend in her show Cleaning Up After Your Cat; Chippy befriends a Child Clown; The Beaver Boys go into a double date with twins; The movie Quall: The James Quall Story premieres a brand new trailer; Two businessmen try to get along at a dinner; Channel 5 broadcasts a Muscles for Bones charity benefit event supporting Richard Dunn with special performances by David Liebe Hart, Dr. Steve Brule, Casey and his Brother and Jan and Wayne Skylar.
After they begin to lactate, Tim and Eric decide to bottle and gift their "man milk" for the holidays; David Liebe Hart sings about STDs; Ben Stiller and Ben Hur form a comedy duo; Cinco Privacy Helmet; Sal and Al's Italian Massage; Be Provocative, Be Organized: A Two-Step Guide; Paul Rudd entertains himself with the Cinco Identity Generator 2.5; Richard Dunn, Hairvoyant