Vampire Zachary Simms (Adam Ant) has just awakened in his coffin from a 100-year sleep in the crypt under Kendall's house and comes out through the secret door in her fireplace to face the brave, new world.
In 1688, he was bitten by a vampire named Nerissa, and they lived together for 100 years before she suddenly decided to run off with a Washington politician.
Zachary decides to end his existence as a vampire and asks Kendall to help him in 'reviving his digestive system' so that he can eat human food.
Dwight rewards him for his find by making him an executive vice president and giving him a company car.
Within a short time, Zachary is using his bloodthirsty skills to put the bite on potential clients, proving that he can make a killing in the business.
One night, when no one is home, Helsting enters the house, notices the secret door in the fireplace, and discovers the crypt and Zachary's coffin.
Dwight takes back his business, setting up Zachary as a consultant with a perpetual income that will make him rich for centuries.
Nerissa agrees to become the baby's godmother and buy her pretty dresses and take her to Mets night games.