"A Mean Pair of Jeans" is a song by Australian pop singer-songwriter Marty Rhone.

It was released in Australia in March 1977 as the second single from his second studio album, Marty Rhone.

The song peaked at number ten on the Australian Kent Music Report singles chart.

Marty Rhone's breakthrough single, "Denim and Lace" (July 1975), reached No.

[2] Both "On the Loose" and "A Mean Pair of Jeans" appeared on his second studio album, Marty Rhone, in July 1977.