Miss MacTaggart Won't Lie Down is a 1966 British short comedy film directed by Francis Searle and starring Barbara Mullen.

[1] Miss MacTaggart returns to her home village of Drumlochie after taking a trip to Glasgow.

She goes on a one-person crimewave in the hope that her arrest and prosecution might require the authorities to declare her alive again.

[2] Monthly Film Bulletin said "This 'Screen Miniature' seems designed solely as a vehicle for Barbara Mullen, but even admirers of her blend of practical wisdom and sly, folksy, humour may find it all laid on a little thickly.

Not content with stealing a royal tiara, playing the bagpipes under a local dignitary's window in the middle of the night, and leaving a haggis disguised as a bomb in the House of Commons, Miss MacTaggart even troubles the Prime Minister ('How's the family?')