"My Patch" is a single by English singer-songwriter Jim Noir.

Released as both an extended play and standalone single, it appears as the lead single off his debut album Tower of Love.

[2] The song has been used several times in popular culture.

[3] Noir released a new version of the song with altered lyrics for a Target advertisement for Christmas 2007.

[4] [5] The instrumental opening is used as the theme tune for the BBC Radio 4 comedy show The Unbelievable Truth.