"New Jack City" is the ninth episode of the second series of the Channel 4 television sitcom Father Ted.

Father Jack contracts "hairy hands syndrome" and is sent to St. Clabbert's Hospital for wayward priests (jokingly referred to as "Jurassic Park" by the Clergymen of Craggy Island, after the film of the same title).

Stack's torments include deliberately driving Ted's car into a wall, insulting Ted and his friends in the priesthood, getting Dougal drunk on Jack's whiskey, drilling unnecessary holes in the living room wall, and blasting jungle music (Cutty Ranks’ “Limb By Limb”) at three o'clock in the morning.

Stack is sent to St. Clabbert's Hospital and everything in the parochial house returns to normal, though Jack is locked in a hermetically sealed chamber to prevent him from passing the hairy hands syndrome on to anyone else, which Ted considers an improvement.

Mrs. Doyle parodies the opening scene of Dont Look Back, a 1967 documentary film by D. A. Pennebaker that principally covers Bob Dylan's 1965 concert tour of the United Kingdom.