"Nissan Altima" is a song by American rapper Doechii, released on July 27, 2024 as the lead single from her third mixtape Alligator Bites Never Heal (2024).

[1] The lyrics center around Doechii asserting her dominance in sexual matters, with a hint of her bisexuality: "Cunnilingus, Dalai Lama / Doechii cooler than a fan, but she get hotter than a sauna / Take a trip out of Japan and I tsunami her vagina / Wine and dine her, Benihana / I'm the new hip-hop Madonna / I'm the new hip-hop Madonna, I'm the trap Grace Jones / I don't know what type of motherfuckin' crack they on / I'm like Carrie Bradshaw with a back brace on / I been carrying you bitches now for way too long".

[1][2][3] Andy Kellman of AllMusic wrote, "Her microphone control and wordplay are in top form on 'Nissan Altima,' a swift and booming track where the self-dubbed 'trap Grace Jones' alternately motivates and intimidates with belligerent verses that include a shrugging note of her replacement of a man with a woman.

"[4] Lily Goldberg of Pitchfork commented, "Heat takes over on 'Nissan Altima,' a standout filled with flavor and filth".

It sees Doechii cruising in a Nissan Altima with rappers Jay Rock, Ab-Soul and Isaiah Rashad.