Patay na si Hesus

'Jesus is Already Dead') is a 2016 Cebuano dark comedy road trip film and an entry to the 2017 Pista ng Pelikulang Pilipino.

Iyay, a food vendor in Cebu City, learns the death of her estranged husband, Hesus, in Dumaguete.

She decides to drive her van to the funeral and forces her apathetic children, Hubert who is diagnosed with Down syndrome, trans man Judith Marie "Jude" and penniless, jobless Jay to join her.

[1] Bert quickly agrees, while Jude decides to apply for leave and bring his adoptive daughter Mia with him, and Jay refuses, but gives in to Iyay's demands.

They make another stopover to the Simala Shrine, where Iyay picks up Hesus's deranged sister Lucy.

At another stopover, Jude discovers that his girlfriend Mary, whom he had thought to be in an out-of-town seminar, was in fact flirting with another girl.

This leads to Iyay and Jay searching for him, which involves stumbling into a parade and a criminal who is also named Bert.

The film ends with them heading home to Cebu and in between, they talk about how Jay would raise his child, Jude being single and Hubert attracting someone at the funeral, going to a beach, and passing thru a church where one of its statues falls off.