Pills Against the Ageless Ills is the third studio album by Norwegian avant-garde metal band Solefald.

It is a concept album, following the story of two brothers, Philosopher Fuck and Pornographer Cain.

AllMusic described the album's sound as "a blend of progressive black metal, art rock and punk elements; kind of like early Cradle of Filth (minus the goth trappings) meets Angel Dust-era Faith No More, meets the Sex Pistols, if one can imagine such a combination actually working.

Pornographer Cain is found guilty of Kurt Cobain's murder, and consequently electrocuted in the state of California in 1998.

He is/was the brother of Philosopher Fuck (1943-1999), a former American citizen exiled in Europe, erring between various religious and mental institutions.