Porca Miseria is a 1951 Italian comedy film directed by Giorgio Bianchi.

The two learn of a variety show they could participate in, if only they had a companion, a girl with a nice pair of legs.

Their early searches are unsuccessful, but then their salvation appears in the guise of a poor and beautiful roommate whom the landlady kicked out for not paying the rent.

The trio is hired, but because of the ineptitude of Jack, the show ends in disaster and the two friends, hungrier than ever, must flee with their new partner.

They are both greatly disappointed when they come to understand that another, third man, is the one who makes the girl happy.