Primitive London is a 1965 British film directed, written and produced by Arnold Louis Miller and starring MacDonald Hobley, Billy J. Kramer and Diana Noble.

The film is a montage of scenes including striptease, the birth of a baby, how to kill a battery chicken, interviews with mods, rockers and beatniks, and a staged swingers' party.

The Monthly Film Bulletin wrote: "Modishly cynical and negative exposé of the obvious: strip-tease, the birth of a baby, how to kill a battery chicken, a rippling tour of a musclebound man's torso, TV-type interviews with Mods, Rockers, Beatniks and strippers, an uncomfortably staged party during which married couples pair off with partners picked out by the luck of the draw.

Among the artists appearing are Ray Martine, Billy J. Kramer, Diana Noble, Vicki Grey, and MacDonald Hobley, who gets some fun out of a skit on making a TV commercial that is, perhaps, not too far from the truth.

"[3] Variety wrote: "Primitive London is a ramshackle affair which looks as If the makers have gathered together a motley collection of odd-man-out sequences bearing little relation to each other and somehow strung them together under umbrella of a specious, narrative theme.