In the episode, Glenn Quagmire is found guilty of unwittingly committing statutory rape towards a girl under 16 and is sentenced to 20 years in prison.

At the same time, his previously promiscuous but now born-again Christian mother returns to his life, and he struggles to forgive her for what he perceives as child neglect.

He is put on trial and his only chance for leniency is for character witnesses, since he is legally guilty once the proof of Keira's age is revealed.

At the courthouse, Peter, Joe, and Cleveland try to claim Quagmire's innocence, but they each fail to do so because Peter does not give sufficient evidence due to his disgust, Joe being forced to describe what horrific, violent, and extremely degrading things Quagmire did to the girl, and Cleveland refusing to defend him because the judge asks to state his occupation as a form of racial profiling.

He is surprised that despite her religious views Crystal would have sex outside of marriage with the judge, but she responds that it was the most Christian thing to do to protect her son.