Rembrandt Pussyhorse is the second studio album by American experimental rock band Butthole Surfers, released on April 18, 1986.

[2] The album was finished prior to the 1985 Cream Corn from the Socket of Davis EP and, according to Coffey, was primarily recorded in 1984, approximately four months after the sessions for Psychic... Powerless... Another Man's Sac.

Like its predecessor, this album was also originally intended for release on Alternative Tentacles, although with a different mix, song selection, and title (Rembrandt Pussy Horse).

Although it eventually surfaced on Touch and Go, its release was further delayed when the band opted to record the songs "Sea Ferring" and "Mark Says Alright" to replace "To Parter" and "Tornadoes," rather than recycle them after their inclusion on the Cream Corn...

Timothy White of Spin said the vocals had "the loutish paranoia of the violently meandering Texas acid-rock tracks that comprised the best album filler during the genre's golden mid-60s heyday" and said the "drum textures achieve a contorted hip-hop crunch that would make Arthur Baker blanch".