Retenez Moi...Ou Je Fais Un Malheur is a 1984 French comedy film directed by Michel Gerard and starring Jerry Lewis, Michel Blanc, and Charlotte de Turckheim.

Jerry Logan is a Las Vegas police officer who is visiting France to see his ex-wife, with whom he is still friendly.

The two men do not hit it off very well at first, but eventually they team up to solve the case of some art smugglers.

Lewis, speaking about this film and Par où t'es rentré ?

On t'a pas vu sortir, said that "as long as I have control [over distribution], you'll never see them in this country [United States]".