Sicko is the second stand-up comedy album by Doug Stanhope.

It was released in 1999 by Stand Up!

Records and recorded live at The Laff Stop comedy club in Houston, Texas.

Intended as a replacement to his debut album, The Great White Stanhope, Sicko contains much of the same material as his freshman effort, including the infamous "Banana Lady" and "Transvestite Hooker" stories.