Steal This Record is the fourth studio album by the Detroit, Michigan punk rock band the Suicide Machines, released in 2001 by Hollywood Records.

It was the band's last album for the Hollywood label, as they moved to Side One Dummy Records the following year.

It was also their last album with longtime bassist Royce Nunley, who left the group in 2002.

The song “Brass Ring” was originally meant for this album but got cut.

It later appeared on The Least Worst of the Suicide Machines as one of the unreleased tracks and on the Japanese version of the album.