The Absent-Minded Waiter is a 1977 American comedy short film[1] starring Steve Martin, Buck Henry and Teri Garr.
[4][5] A couple (Henry and Garr) have gone out to dinner at a fancy restaurant the husband claims has the world's most absent-minded waiter.
The film culminates with the wife becoming angry that she got dressed up, hired a babysitter and then was brought out to a restaurant with such amazingly bad service.
to which the wife quickly responds, "Yes, two please," and the couple then sits right back down at their table.
[6] The short was included on the 1993 VHS release of the special Steve Martin Live and on the 2012 DVD box set Steve Martin: The Television Stuff.