The Festival is a 2018 British comedy film directed by Iain Morris and co-written by Keith Akushie and Joe Parham.

[1] The film stars Joe Thomas, Hannah Tointon, Emma Rigby, Hammed Animashaun and Claudia O'Doherty.

[2] Nick Taylor's girlfriend, Caitlin, breaks up with him on the day of their graduation from university, and he humiliates himself at the ceremony by begging her to take him back.

They also meet a man nicknamed Pirate because of his amputated leg, who has designs on Caitlin and puts Nick down by affecting to mistake his name for "Lick".

The groom, Brother David, reveals that he is Hammerhead’s manager and gives them backstage passes; he is then "bound to" his new bride, which turns out to be a male goat, with which he has prolonged sex in front of the other attendees.

They search piercing parlours, only to find that Nick had “My Name’s Not Lick” tattooed on his buttock the night before and left a prosthetic leg behind.

When Nick goes to apologize to Pirate, he finds that he and Smurf Girl trashed Caitlin's friends' luxury tent, and that it is somebody else's prosthetic leg.

They reunite with Amy and climb over a fence to gain re-entry, during which Nick injures his nipple by catching his piercing on a wire.

Shane and Amy are now a couple, and Nick sits next to a beautiful girl dressed as an elf – only again to hide from the conductor due to purchasing child tickets.