"The Greedy Ugly People" is a single by British indie rock band Hefner.

The b-side on the second compact disc, "Don’t Give Up On Us Babe", was originally recorded by David Soul, best known for his role as Hutch on the television series Starsky and Hutch.

The single was released on four formats, two compact discs and two vinyl records.

In October 2000, "The Greedy Ugly People" spent one week in the UK Singles Chart, peaking at number 64.

It also reached number 10 in the UK Independent Singles Chart.