The Iceman Returneth is a humorous adventure written by Sam Shirley, for the dystopian science fiction role-playing game Paranoia.

The Troubleshooters (player characters) are tasked with taking a bag full of Communist propaganda to the trash, and on their way, they hear a loud explosion.

"[2] The Iceman Returneth was written by Sam Shirley, with a cover by Bret Blevins, and illustrations by Valerie Valusek, and was first published by West End Games in 1989 as a 40-page book.

In the introduction, Varney calls the "MegaWhoops" plotline of the original adventure "massively controversial", saying that it "heralded the impending wipe-out of Paranoia’s viability as a continuing game line.

88), Leo Eric Shepherd liked this scenario, saying, "The adventure is well-written and quite humorous, and the illustrations, though a departure from the stark Paranoia norm, are well-done.