[1] At the beginning of the episode, Rachel gets upset when Bonnie – Ross's new girlfriend – starts listing all the places she's had sex.
Chandler says that if "worse comes to worst" he will gladly assume the boyfriend role – a prospect Monica finds hilarious.
Phoebe pulls up in the cab – and with the news that one of her massage clients is letting them use his beach house for the weekend.
A talk with Joey and Chandler does not help Ross since he is still in love with Rachel; but he also really likes Bonnie and thinks it would be healthy to move on.
During the closing credits, Chandler persists in trying to prove he would be good boyfriend material by knocking on the front door and pretending to be a guy picking her up for a date.
On his final attempt, he plays the part as Tim Conway's dwarf character, Dorf, resulting in Monica storming off to bed.