The Rich Man's Eight Track Tape is an album by American punk rock band Big Black.

The album is a CD compilation of Big Black's Atomizer album (minus the song "Strange Things"), "Heartbeat" single and Headache EP.

Atomizer is pictured on the cover artwork as an eight-track tape playing in a Panasonic TNT portable player.

The title of the album, and the liner notes by Steve Albini, show the band's low regard for compact discs, drawing parallels between CD and the 8-track tape of 1970s, preferring to release all of their material on vinyl LP records.

AllMusic called it "An indispensable compilation" and gave it a rating of 4.5/5 All songs written by Big Black, except where noted.