The Ten is a 2007 anthology comedy film directed by David Wain, who also co-wrote the screenplay with Ken Marino.

A librarian (Gretchen Mol) has a sexual awakening in Mexico with a swarthy local (Justin Theroux) who turns out to be Jesus Christ.

She eventually settles down and marries her coworker (A. D. Miles), but is secretly reminded of her fling with Jesus whenever her family prays before a meal.

A doctor (Ken Marino) kills his patient by leaving a pair of scissors inside her abdomen during surgery.

A police detective (Liev Schreiber) covets his neighbor's (Joe Lo Truglio) CAT Scan machine.

The woman (Winona Ryder) from the first story, having recently married the TV anchor man, falls in love with a ventriloquist (Michael Ziegfeld's) puppet, steals it and runs off to have a romantic relationship with it.

The site's critics consensus reads, "Although a few of the sketches that make up The Ten are humorous, the uneven and random tone of the film cause it to fall apart.