"Things That Never Cross a Man's Mind" is a song written by Tim Johnson, Don Poythress and Wynn Varble, and recorded by American country music artist Kellie Pickler.
It was released as the third and final single from her debut album, Small Town Girl.
"Things That Never Cross a Man's Mind" is an up-tempo song, featuring electric guitar and piano in the production.
The song's female narrator playfully describes the differences between men and women by stating things that the average woman thinks of on a regular basis, "that never cross[es] a man's mind."
Billboard magazine described the song as "a frisky uptempo number that captures the playful side of Pickler's personality.