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is a studio album by American queercore band Pansy Division.

[5][6] Now called the album "a goofy alt-rock amusement park ride of a record, with more hooks than a crocheting bee in a doily-happy nursing home and the gayest lyrics this side of Rufus Wainwright.

"[7] The Richmond Times-Dispatch called it "pipin' with hilarity and crunching power pop.

"[8] The Advocate called it the band's "most varied effort to date.

"[9] 0 is about 40 seconds of silence, followed by what sounds like a movie sample, set in a record store, in which a woman offers to play the new Pansy Division they just got in and a man declines.