"Turkish Tram Conductor Blues" is a song performed by English band The Move.

The song was written by Roy Wood, though the group's drummer Bev Bevan was credited as songwriter on original copies, as a reward for his promotional efforts on behalf of the band.

[3] Turkish Tram Conductor Blues is also noted for rumours of hidden cuss words in the track.

[4] Initially, Turkish Tram Conductor Blues was written for the band's third album, Looking On.

[5] The B-side was a track called "Beautiful Daughter", which was previously released in Shazam.