"Two Triple Cheese" (alternatively titled "Two Triple Cheese (Side Order of Fries)") is a 1980 song by American band Commander Cody, from their album Lose It Tonight.

[1] It was also released as a 7-inch single, with a B-side of "Rockette 88".

[2] The music video for the song, directed by Joe Dea,[3] is included in the music video collection of the Museum of Modern Art[4] and has appeared on MTV.

[5] Joe Dea also won an Emmy Award for directing the music video.

[6] The song was also mentioned in the book Big Man by Clarence Clemons.