Unfortunately, We're Not Robots is the first album by the hardcore band Curl Up and Die, released in 2002.

[4] CMJ New Music Monthly called the album "loaded with sandpaper riffs, razorblade-gargling vocals and dementia-inducing rhythms.

"[1] Exclaim!

called it "a seamless perfection of abrasive metallic hardcore, the occasional droning otherworldly-influenced noisescape, electronic expulsion or melodic segue, bizarre guitar noise and unorthodox noisecore hostility mixed with simply terrifying vocals and intensely personal and poetic lyrics.

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