Vampire Can Mating Oven is an EP of rarities and unreleased songs by the alternative rock band Camper Van Beethoven, released in 1987 in the US on their own Pitch-A-Tent Records label.

[9][10] The EP includes satirical liner notes relating false stories behind the songs.

"Photograph" and "Never Go Back" were taken from a BBC Radio One session recorded in March 1987 for the Janice Long show.

A re-recorded version of "Never Go Back" was included the following year on the band's major label debut, Our Beloved Revolutionary Sweetheart.

"[2] Trouser Press deemed it "enjoyable odds and ends," and praised the "jolly" cover of "Photograph".