Vincent Louis "Slice" Schleusner (March 3, 1908 – June 5, 1979) was an American football player.
[3][4] He earned All-Big Ten honors as a junior in 1928 but was ruled ineligible due to scholastic reasons in 1929.
[5] He rejected an offer from the Chicago Bears in September 1929, hoping to have his eligibility restored.
[6] In July 1930, Schleusner signed to play professional football for the Portsmouth Spartans of the NFL.
[9] He appeared in 11 games in 1931 but missed part of the 1931 season when his eight-month-old son died from pneumonia in October 1931.