What They Did to Princess Paragon is a humor novel by Robert Rodi, which tells the story of what happens when a venerable comic book superheroine is retconned as a lesbian.

Parrish decides to reimagine Princess Paragon as a lesbian, a move which causes quite a bit of excitement and publicity for Bang, but also causes consternation among some of the fan base.

One deranged fanboy in particular, Jerome T. Kornacker, is so outraged that his favorite superheroine is being "perverted," that he takes radical steps to stop the change.

Publishers Weekly considered the novel to be "(t)ightly plotted and consistently amusing", "more farce than satire", and a "campy, breezy read" with "cartoonish" characters.

[1] Kirkus Reviews similarly lauded Rodi's plotting, but overall found the book to be "frothy", with "weak" characterization, stereotypes, and a "formula (that) is wearing thin" (noting in particular that this was the third novel by Rodi to feature a kidnapping).