White Trash, Two Heebs and a Bean is the fourth studio album by the American punk rock band NOFX.

It is the first NOFX album to feature El Hefe on guitar, replacing Steve Kidwiler, who left the band in 1991.

According to the liner notes for the album, the original title was going to be White Trash, Two Kikes and a Spic, but one of the band members' family members thought it was offensive, so they changed it to the title of the actual release.

The title is a reference to the eclectic ethnic identities of the band members: white "trash" (Erik Sandin), two Jews (Fat Mike and Eric Melvin), and a Hispanic (El Hefe).

All songs were written by Fat Mike except "Straight Edge," originally by Minor Threat.