The book is a collection of memoirist essays focussing on anecdotes of his childhood in the streets of Melbourne, of getting older and developing back problems, of the internal politics of rock bands and of the TV series Countdown.

[1] The title is a reference to Billy Joel who once tried to reassure a nervous Cummings after his band The Sports messed up on stage in a hip New York club.

Case said "This joyfully hyperactive memoir tells the story of an idiosyncratic life immersed in the local, national and international music scene."

adding "He recalls battles with Michael Gudinski, writing notes to fellow snoop Helen Garner in a bandmate's diary, limousines in Los Angeles, ill-advised sex with housemates, touring with Split Enz, performing on Countdown and being jealous of Nick Cave".

A chronology exists, from the gleeful anarchy of The Pelaco Brothers to the anxious expectations that drove and destroyed The Sports to diminishing cycles of solo success, but omissions are gaping and diversions in time, space and trains of thought are many.".