Attention Shoppers is a 2000 American comedy film directed by Philip Charles MacKenzie and written by Nestor Carbonell.

An actor from a popular television sitcom agrees to appear at the grand opening of a Houston, Texas supermarket.

On his journey to and during his appearance at the supermarket, he learns lessons about his career, celebrity, human nature, and his marital problems from the interesting and strange people he meets.

Club wrote: "As a writer, Carbonell displays a real talent for low-key observational humor, and Attention Shoppers benefits from an excellent supporting cast that includes Carlos Jacott, Kathy Najimy, Michael Lerner, and a scene-stealing Lin Shaye.

But by the time Carbonell arrives at Kmart halfway in, the film's already less-than-breathless pace grinds to a halt, crippling it with a dire lack of forward momentum.